the lie is a condition of life

theanimalblog: Cat ‘Luca’ sleeps in his basket as a waitress...

Mon, 28 May 2012 13:08:31 -0400

Cat ‘Luca’ sleeps in his basket as a waitress serves some food to customers in Vienna’s first cat cafe May 7, 2012. After three years of negotiations with city officials over hygiene issues, Austria opened its first cat cafe last Friday. ‘Cafe Neko’, “Neko” meaning cat in Japanese, was opened by Vienna resident Takako Ishimitsu, 47, from Japan. Customers can stroke and interact with their five feline hosts, named Sonja, Thomas, Moritz, Luca and Momo, who all came from an animal shelter and now freely roam about the cafe and take naps.
REUTERS/Leonhard Foeger

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Mon, 28 May 2012 12:52:15 -0400

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Mon, 28 May 2012 12:26:02 -0400

easily-amused-easily-bored: vinnish-troll: formermaleprostitute...

Mon, 28 May 2012 12:25:12 -0400

easily-amused-easily-bored:

vinnish-troll:

formermaleprostitute:

theweetimorousbeastie:

re-reblogging for that wonderful gif

sonicflash: #DJKGASK DSDSDGJS,. #WHAT IS THIS #AND WHY IS IT...

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:40:37 -0400

sonicflash:

#DJKGASK DSDSDGJS,. #WHAT IS THIS #AND WHY IS IT NOT HAPPENING ON MY FLOOR

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Mon, 28 May 2012 11:27:04 -0400

… no wonder i’m starting to feel hungry, it’s been more than 14 hours since...

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:26:30 -0400

… no wonder i’m starting to feel hungry, it’s been more than 14 hours since dinner.　

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Mon, 28 May 2012 11:24:03 -0400

trust-in-music: purplueprose: #notice how he says he was in...

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:23:54 -0400

trust-in-music:

purplueprose:

#notice how he says he was in the gym #not working out #just #in the gym #hanging out #watching tv #snacking #and taunting Chris while he worked out

#’chris is that how they do it in asgard?’ #’lift weights like a WEENIE?’ #’hey thor 20 reps does not constitute worthiness’ #’DON’T ODINSLEEP ON ME NOW BROTHER’ #*throws potato chip

“I just can’t think of anything to get Tony …”

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:23:06 -0400

“I just can’t think of anything to get Tony …”

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Mon, 28 May 2012 11:21:58 -0400

tumblr is ruled by fandoms.

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:21:54 -0400

everydayiamcumberbatchin:

Reblog if you’re a part of them

bannerisms: vengerturtle: #you are missing a vital part of...

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:14:46 -0400

bannerisms:

vengerturtle:

#you are missing a vital part of this equation #bruce DOES SOMETHING COOL #and tony DOESN’T KNOW WHAT #i mean come on if the world was at all fair #people would be like programs #you enter in all the right data and you get the proper result #push button get bacon #or in this case #poke side get enormous rage monster #WHY #WON’T #YOU #WORK #also lbr it’s pretty hilarious don’t lie

#i believe this fits in perfectly with the scientific method hm yes #1. identify the problem— he is not angry and green so i cannot study it #2. gather information— sources say he will turn angry and green if i provoke him #3. form hypothesis— i believe he will become angry and turn green when i poke him with this zappy thing #4. conduct experiment— poke him with zappy thing #5. observe results— he did not turn angry and green when i poked him with the zappy thing #6. form conclusion— he must have it under control with like calm jazz and bongo drums

Avengers: New Home.

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:13:43 -0400

dettsu:

In which both men are unfamiliar with Midgardian technology.

hiddlesdowney: awkwardavengers: loki-dokey: sherlockjumpedoffb...

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:12:57 -0400

hiddlesdowney:

awkwardavengers:

loki-dokey:

sherlockjumpedoffbartsand:

awildhiddlestonappeared:

lokishandmaiden:

hellyeah-tomhiddleston:

No complaints…I like it! This is how a man should sit.

He HAS to sit that way…if he kept his legs together his massive junk would cut off the circulation to his legs.

^^ THIS. JUST THIS.

PFFFFFT

LMFAO AT THE COMMENTS OH LORDY

his massive junk would cut off the circulation to his legs.

his massive junk would cut off the circulation to his legs.

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Mon, 28 May 2012 11:11:54 -0400

Avengers pick up lines:

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:11:48 -0400

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.

this is ridiculously amusing. also, i want

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:09:42 -0400

this is ridiculously amusing.

also, i want

Reblog this if you think Loki should get his own movie.

Sun, 27 May 2012 03:12:26 -0400

liefully-loki:

loki-is-our-god:

it should totally have a scene about Sleipnir

NO SCENES ABOUT SLEIPNIR. But yes, I do deserve a movie of my own.

yearofthefireferret: lunarianpyrate: Bath mat turns red when...

Sun, 27 May 2012 01:48:48 -0400

yearofthefireferret:

lunarianpyrate:

Bath mat turns red when wet.

┌─┐ I WANT THIS
┴─┴ BECAUSE
ಠдರೃ OF REASONS.